January 2005
Saturday 29 January
- News - "Guinea pig, it's not just breakfast anymore." (07:51) - Student Who Cooked Pets Won't Face Charges THOMPSON, Ohio - Police and humane society officials decided not to file charges against a 16-year-old student who skinned and cooked a Guinea pig and a rabbit during a living skills class....
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- News - It's a bird, no, it's a plane, no it's a... (07:47) - Woman Dangling After Fla. Drawbridge Opens HALLANDALE BEACH, Fla. - A 79-year-old woman suffered only bruises after a drawbridge opened beneath her as she walked across it, leaving her dangling from the structure. Helen Koton said she did not...
- News - "Damn it, I need the insurance money, I told you to get Rid Of The Car" (07:43) - Car Stolen Three Times in Six Days BISMARCK, N.D. - A man here owns one hot car. Police said the dark purple Ford was stolen three times in six days. Lt. Mike Wardzinski said the car was first reported...
- News - Doggy Style (07:41) - Neb. Court Upholds Bestiality Sentence LINCOLN, Neb. - The videotapes do not lie, the Nebraska Supreme Court said Friday in upholding an exotic dancer's conviction and sentence for performing sex acts with a dog....
- News - Dude, Where's My Car? (07:35) - Mechanic Runs Errand, Returns Wrong SUV CRESSONA, Pa. - An auto mechanic used a customer's sport utility vehicle to run an errand, left it in a parking lot with the motor running, then mistakenly took another running vehicle and...
Friday 28 January
- Comment on Comments: (14:29) - In reference to "News - $105 Million" coming through here by accident and seeing this bullshit, I had to comment. This company is INDEED liable. I have been to that stadium and they don't care about anything except selling...
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Monday 24 January
- Dear Thought Minion: (17:47) - If a tree falls over in the woods and no one is there to hear it does anybody really give a fuck? Sincerely, Kat from Texas Dear Kat, The answer, as sad as it may be is... Yes. There...
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Friday 21 January
- News - Lower Libido (15:19) - Nev. Man Castrates Himself to Lower Libido RENO, Nev. - A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so to lower his libido. The...
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- News - No Homework (15:16) - Wis. Student Sues to End Summer Homework MILWAUKEE - A student whose vacation plans were spoiled has sued to end summer homework in Wisconsin, claiming it creates an unfair workload and unnecessary stress. Peer Larson, 17, had lined up...
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- News - Condoms (15:09) - Brazil Hands Out Record 11 Million Carnival Condoms BRASILIA, Brazil (Reuters) - Brazil, one of the Latin American countries hardest hit by the AIDS (news - web sites) epidemic, will hand out a record 11 million condoms to prevent...
- News - $105 Million (15:07) - Crash Victim Gets $105 Million from Concessionaire On a personal note... I think this is bullshit... just because you sell a product, does not mean you can determine what someone else's behavior is going to be... NEW YORK (Reuters)...
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- News - Homer (15:05) - This Has to Be Homer Simpson... PRAGUE (Reuters) - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth....
- News - Doll (14:29) - Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll MILAN (Reuters) - He shouldn't be hard to spot. Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store...
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Thursday 20 January
- "Deliver me, (17:15) - out of my sadness. Deliver me, from all of the madness. Deliver me, courage to guide me. Deliver me, strength from inside me. All of my life I've been in hiding. Wishing there was someone just like you. Now that...
Tuesday 18 January
- Dear Thought Minion: (18:37) - I have to attend a funeral at night, I was wondering, when I am driving in the procession, do I drive with my lights off? Sincerely, Jacob from Idaho Dear Jacob, I would say, and emphatically so, "YES!" I...
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Monday 17 January
- "...You're just as wet as the evening rain... (17:21) - ...Soft and wet (U know) You are soft and wet (Oh, sugar) Your love is soft and wet Soft and wet" ~ The man formally known as "The Symbol" I'm very picky about my porn and I took a lot...
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Thursday 6 January
- I remember seeing my first dead body (17:09) - ...though it was across an overpass and in Europe. The autobahn is known for it's supposed "no speed limits". Well, it does have speed limits when you go through cities. If my memory serves me right... it was about 80...
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- When a fictitious episode of "Law & Order" makes one's children less dead... (12:43) - Texas Mom's Murder Convictions Overturned HOUSTON - Andrea Yates' capital murder convictions for drowning her children were overturned Thursday by an appeals court, which ruled that a prosecution witness' erroneous testimony about a nonexistent TV episode could have been...
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Tuesday 4 January
- Dear Weblog, (17:25) - ...how I loathe thee. You tease me with your create new entry button, only to make me feel uninspired and unoriginal. You boast about your entry body and laugh at the nakedness of which it is presented to me. You...
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Saturday 1 January
- "Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is because the dead have been rising from the grave?" (08:48) - Top 10 Paranormal Events of 2004 ~ Stephen Wagner It’s a weird world we live in, and 2004 was not a disappointment when it comes to reports of paranormal phenomena. It’s difficult coming up with the “top ten” events...
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- Jan 1, 1967 (08:38) - Strikers Shut Down NYC Subway System New York City ushered in the new year with a difficult labor dispute. Under the charge of Michael Quill, disgruntled members of the city's branch of the AFL-CIO's Transportation Workers Union made their...
- Jan 1, 1951 (08:32) - First pay-per-view system The Zenith Radio Corporation of Chicago demonstrates the first pay television system on this day in 1951. The company sent movies over the airway via scrambled signals, and the 300 families who participated in the test...
- Jan 1, 1942 (08:31) - United Nations created On this day, President Franklin D. Roosevelt and British Prime Minister Winston Churchill issue a declaration, signed by representatives of 26 countries, called the "United Nations." The signatories of the declaration vowed to create an international...
- Jan 1, 1919 (08:20) - Edsel Ford succeeded his father, Henry Ford Edsel Ford succeeded his father, Henry Ford, as president of the Ford Motor Company. That same day, the company announced that it would increase its minimum wage to $6.00 per day. Henry...
- Jan 1, 1863 (08:16) - Lincoln issues Emancipation Proclamation During the American Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation, calling on the Union army to liberate all slaves in states still in rebellion as "an act of justice, warranted by the Constitution,...
- January 1, 45 B.C. (08:12) - New Year's Day In 45 B.C., New Year's Day is celebrated on January 1 for the first time in history as the Julian calendar takes effect. Soon after becoming Roman dictator, Julius Caesar decided that the traditional Roman calendar...
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