April 24, 2006

to create a false or misleading impression

Posted at April 24, 2006 8:13 PM in .

my friend (only because it is only you and me that read this)

i've been misled for the last three years

maybe four

i think four

i should have seen the truth

it was staring me right in my face

or perhaps on my face

what i believed to be

a usually transparent or translucent material consisting typically of a mixture of silicates

residing in the frames that sit upon my nose

turned out to be

any of numerous organic synthetic or processed materials that are mostly thermoplastic or thermosetting polymers of high molecular weight and that can be made into objects, films, or filaments

... i paid glass slipper prices

for a pair of wal-mart plastic flips ...

ironically enough, the assistant to the optemetrist

didn't even bat an eye.