You're wack, you're twisted, your girl's a hoe
You're broke, the kid ain't yours, and everybody know
Your old man say you stupid,
you be like,
"So?
I love my baby mother, I never let her go"
~ DMX
So, once again, I have a story that happens when I'm driving home from work.
I take a left on to a street that has a high amount of traffic. Rare occasions you can get lucky to the intersection and there is hardly a car coming at you. This was one of those times. There was a car, but it was a distance, so I proceeded to take my turn. There's a light not too far from this turn. It is always red when you get to it.
So, this car that was way behind me pulls up beside me. This white dude around his mid 40's in a convertible Mercedes looks pissed and he's mouthing something in my general direction.
Of course my first thought was, look dude, f' off, I wasn't even close to your car.
Light turns green and he high tails it down to the next red light.
I pull up next to him again and I notice he's doing this funky white man dance and singing words to a song.
There is a slight bass coming from the car, but it didn't sound right, so I rolled down my window to get a better listen.
I hear some kind of rap... but it's backed up with this whinny black eye pea like tune. Just imagine some kind of boy band music with some light rap in it.
So, I'm looking at this old white dude... who looked like he was really trying to get into this music looking all pissed off... and I'm thinking... how are you getting pissed off with music that sounds like something I wouldn't even subject my cat to?
It was weak.
It was kinda disturbing.
It basically was just plain sad.
Maybe with a little DMX, Ja Rule, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, 2 Pac, I could understand listening and getting pissed off at the world around you. Where you get out of your car and throw a fit of rage because off all the injustice in the world...
...but boyz to men gone rappish...
this is the stuff horror pictures are made of....